May 2013
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
best-of-funny:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
like a penis?
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to...
– Ron White (via jellyjiggleboy)